Friday, December 10, 2010

Things

Things that piss me off in the morning:
  • Sitting next to fat some Malay mother listening to stupid Nelly Furtado singing about eating men while acting cute with her child (made me feel sick) and elbowing me every few seconds.
  • Standing next to some idiots listening to trashy Kesha's "song" about "feeling like P. Diddy". How does one feel like when one feels like P. Diddy in the morning? Hmm.
  • Stupid girls that dress like cheap whores trying to look sexy (it makes me want to cry because they probably think they look good when in fact they look skanky).
  • Crazy religious people.
  • People rushing for seats on the train like they're in some fucking marathon.
  • All the fucking people on the train.
  • Walking through Vivocity every fucking day to get to the Sentosa Express.
  • Getting on the Sentosa Express every fucking day to get to Sentosa.
  • Getting to Sentosa.
  • Getting to Tourism Academy @ Sentosa.
  • Stupid tourists at Sentosa.

Things that make me happy, not always in the morning
  • Internet.
  • New jeans.
  • New t-shirts.
  • Hot foreign redhead in hip-hugging bell-bottom jeans.
  • Stupid girls that dress like cheap whores desperately trying to look sexy (because it gives me something to look at).
  • Commissioned (webcomic)
  • Cyanide & Happiness (another webcomic)
  • Girls with Slingshots (yet another webcomic)
  • Good food.
  • Not many things make me happy actually.

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